Hello, Fascination
capture me with words
with songs, poetry-- with lies;
tell me everything
about me
capture me with words
with songs, poetry-- with lies;
tell me everything
about me
Asparagus Cake!!! #awesome O.O
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
hahaha!!!
The cake… is a lie!!!
(via muggleromanceatthedisco)
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SO. UM. I’m showing this to my boyfriend. And one day we’re gonna do this to our kids. And troll the shit out of them.
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